Door Decor Fan Pillows

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Open House of Horrors

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

"We're out of flowers."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

Wall Cluck.

Napkin Cole

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Lin-Manuel Miranda

The Booger.

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

"You rang?"

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Rep-Tiles.

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these