Interior Decor Fan Pillows

'I said he needs an ambulance! Not ambiance!'

Throw Pillows. You were right, with those two we need to explicitly tell them that sight is not an instruction.

Spent it all on decorator pillows.

"Finally we're alone."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Open House of Horrors

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"We're out of flowers."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

Man with self-assembly wardrobe and lots of random pieces: 'Funny how there always seems to be a few bits left over.'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

'A Dust Cow'.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."