Interior Design Fans Pillows

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

Mess up your room!

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

Cat gets a hole in one

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

Man with self-assembly wardrobe and lots of random pieces: 'Funny how there always seems to be a few bits left over.'

"Factominiums."

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

Decorators at Home

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

"Whoa, someone's been doing some gathering."

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Kitchen Tiling.

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

Rep-Tiles.

Words from a Senator.

Decorating a column.

'for what we are about to receive...'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

"Maybe we shouldn't have chosen to buy the super springy mattress!"

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

"Finally we're alone."