Interior Design Fans Pillows

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

Mess up your room!

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

Cat gets a hole in one

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"Does it come with magnets?"

Man with self-assembly wardrobe and lots of random pieces: 'Funny how there always seems to be a few bits left over.'

"Factominiums."

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

Decorators at Home

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"Whoa, someone's been doing some gathering."

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Kitchen Tiling.

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

Rep-Tiles.

Words from a Senator.

Decorating a column.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'

'I said he needs an ambulance! Not ambiance!'

'for what we are about to receive...'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

"Maybe we shouldn't have chosen to buy the super springy mattress!"