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'No lease, no rates, no rising damp, no neighbours. I married a genius!'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"Does it come with magnets?"

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Dead animal toupee.

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

Rep-Tiles.

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

'Obviously the architect did some tweaking but the basic idea was mine.'

' I don't care if their ad says they stand behind every bed they sell, I want him out of here...'

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

'Food? Do you think I'm the kind of mother that cooks?'

"Well, then, if and when you do consider moving, would you let us know?"

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'I know a trap when I see one.'

'That's the last Indian carpet we ever buy'.