Home Decor Fans Pillows

"Guys, if you're taking your baby in the living room, please use a coaster."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

Wall Cluck.

Napkin Cole

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

'A Dust Cow'.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

Rep-Tiles.

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'

'I said he needs an ambulance! Not ambiance!'