Personalization Fans Pillows

Personalized Bronze Crematory Urns

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

"Mine's camper."

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

The game comes first...

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Closet.

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

"All these drawings you do that she sticks on the fridge door - what are you getting out of it?"

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

It would have placed him alongside such greats as Da Vinci and Van Gogh, but then, on a whim, he decided to add some stink lines.

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

Football taunting man with a broken leg.

Silhouette Artist - Portraits while u-wait.

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

'... and to think this is the same kid who was terrified of getting a shot at the doctor.'

Reality Football

'I got Norman a personalised number plate that reflects character.' NON NTT

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

Yep. Ed's a man for all seasons: Baseball, Basketball, Football and Hockey.

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"

Santa's computer used its own unique operating system.

"Why would I put my name on my car?"

Large breasted lady with a tshirt caption - "Hands off!"