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Closet.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Canine Comedians

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Jokes machine.

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

French Animal Noises.

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'It's not so much to protect his identity - he's just ugly.'

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

Still dazed...Lester is confused as to which came first, the chickens or the eggs?

Comedians believe there is a future in laughter.

Bob the comedy elephant,thanked the hyenas for being a wonderful audience.

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