Dressing Up Fan Gifts

Closet.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Canine Comedians

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"Mine's camper."

Jokes machine.

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

French Animal Noises.

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

Michael McIntyre.

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

"My Dad made it himself but I get the feeling he's never seen 'Iron Man'."

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

'It's not so much to protect his identity - he's just ugly.'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

Laugh Laff. If laughter is the best medicine, this guy's a placebo.

Still dazed...Lester is confused as to which came first, the chickens or the eggs?

Comedians believe there is a future in laughter.

David Letterman

Bob the comedy elephant,thanked the hyenas for being a wonderful audience.

Megacorp. A word to the wise --- "Power tie" doesn't mean the kind that lights up.

Billy Connolly