Personalization Fan Gifts

'I got Norman a personalised number plate that reflects character.' NON NTT

Vanity plate

Santa's computer used its own unique operating system.

"Thanks for the stick-on letters, Baldo...but what are they for?"

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Kobe Bryant

Hairstyles

"Mine's camper."

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

Closet.

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"All these drawings you do that she sticks on the fridge door - what are you getting out of it?"

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

'When we said 'we wanted somebody with printing experience' - we expected a little more than 'John Bull or potato prints''

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

'... and to think this is the same kid who was terrified of getting a shot at the doctor.'

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

Silhouette Artist - Portraits while u-wait.

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

Large breasted lady with a tshirt caption - "Hands off!"

"Why would I put my name on my car?"

Man with broken leg in car.

'No lease, no rates, no rising damp, no neighbours. I married a genius!'

Sue, Ted, The Twins.

No, I can't find my claim ticket, but they match the jacket. Pant Check.