Customization Fan Gifts

Large breasted lady with a tshirt caption - "Hands off!"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

'Let's not go by the book.'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

Step aerobics

"Factominiums."

Closet.

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'It's either this or a heart attack!'

Ballerina and the light switch.

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

'All I'm saying, Sweetheart, is that maybe you're not quite ready for the advanced yoga class!'

"The carpet really brings the room together."

Wife: 'So how was your Feng Shui class honey?'

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

'At least I get my stretching exercises done when I use the restroom here.'

A man doing the splits provides a bridge for his pets.

"We still encourage working from home, but on weekends."

Blind man walks right past a sign that reads: 'IMPORTANT - Please read braille sign (below)'.

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

"Show-off!"

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.