Traditional Customs Fan Gifts

'Aside from the fact that you're green with envy, you're not wearing any green.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

The Running of the Brie

Colonial Larrysburg.

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Stainglass Windows '33

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

Yesterday of Minnesota.

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

"And the boss says to enjoy the fruitcake."

"...and while you're at it, pick yourself up a pair of nose-hair clippers."

Why are direction signs always so bad?

Democratic convention.

The Life Cycle of Cholent

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

'That's what I like, a good old fashioned Christmas.' (sign in window reads 'Out now - Do They Know It's Christmas!')

'Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be coming through with a beverage service, but only about ten feet worth, unless someone has an extension cord.'

"Bearing in mind that Santa has fact checkers, have you been a good little boy?"

'We weren't expecting a Royal visit.....Where's the King?'

Santa takes the lift to the roof.

Just Abducted.

"Cheese!"

Snake charmer has been eaten by his snake.

Large breasted lady with a tshirt caption - "Hands off!"

"There's not much call for bearded ladies anymore."

Smoking Jackets.