Christmas Tradition Fan Gifts

"Gold....Frankincense....and cash to cover holiday tipping."

"And the boss says to enjoy the fruitcake."

"...and while you're at it, pick yourself up a pair of nose-hair clippers."

"Cheese!"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Santa's wash day.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

"You have the Hum bug.'

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Last week, stingy caf

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

Baaaa....humbug.

"Our lawyers are adept at spotting dodgy clauses.."

"It suddenly occurred to me - what was all this giving, giving, giving all the time?! How about doing some taking for a change?"

'I'll bet my Dad's pants are bigger than yours.'

'I'm glad that's over! After the last six weeks in the store, I'm never gonna have any kids!'

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

It's a girl!