Christmas Spirit Fan Gifts

Skin Clinic - Merry Eczemas

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

A Creature WAS Stirring

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Santa's wash day.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

The Salivation army.

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

"You have the Hum bug.'

'Scrooge is out, I see.'

Santa Claus

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"The Giving Stuff Away division is in the hole, like always."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

Al, you're oblivious to life's bigger picture. And loving it!

WInter Fish

Last week, stingy caf

"Our lawyers are adept at spotting dodgy clauses.."

"It suddenly occurred to me - what was all this giving, giving, giving all the time?! How about doing some taking for a change?"

Rudolph's Half Brother - Dumas the Red Assed Reinmule.

It's a girl!

'I'm glad that's over! After the last six weeks in the store, I'm never gonna have any kids!'

"And the boss says to enjoy the fruitcake."