Christmas Tradition Lover Gifts

"Quit complaining and decorate it! Number one, it's tradition, number two, it's nobody we know..."

Try avoiding going over Christmas

'What's this about Santa not needing a sleigh anymore?'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Let's make your list for Santa! You'll be wanting a satsuma in your stocking for starters..."

"Happy Holidays."

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

Baubles

Christmas Tree

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

King Kongs first christmas

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yo ho ho!

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Folk Wedding

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Pole dancers

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Maypole

Cat in a Christmas tree.

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

Santa and New Technology

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"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Safe Christmas.

"Tis the season to be jolly!"