Christmas Tradition Aficionado Gifts

'So you got the pear tree huh?. . . you can bet they've got big plans for a bird with this kinda plumage!'

Santa Claus's Mail

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Do you think that's wise?'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

That one has all the batteries!

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"I don't believe in you!"

Panettone

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Christmas Presents.

Filming Christmas

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'He's got your nose.'

"Elfis"

Zoom Christmas

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Meet Santa's entourage

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"I noticed a few browns."