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Away in a manger

Santa Claus's Mail

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"An everything Martini, please."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Panettone

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"I don't believe in you!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Christmas Presents.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Elfis"

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

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Filming Christmas

Santa called but you were out!

Zoom Christmas

'He's got your nose.'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.