Christmas Spirit Aficionados Gifts

'Santa hated delivering presents to the rough end of town'

Rudolph accepts Santa's request via texting

Santa Claus's Mail

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Santa called but you were out!

Tipping Pain Chart

"Gesundheit!"

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Mice playing double bass

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Street Carolers

Happy St Pancakes Day

Easter Bunny

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Advent Calender.

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"You have the Hum bug.'

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

"Go as a witch. Your room hasn't seen a broom in months."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

There's no place like home for the holidays...

Christmas Pudding

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

C is for Cracker

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

'Scrooge is out, I see.'