Christmas Aficionado Gifts

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

Work schedules for Santa and his elves.

Outsourced Rudolf.

Visit baby Jesus or visit Santa.

Bling Crosby.

"Joseph, maybe we should have made reservations!"

"Hey, it's Christmas somewhere."

'His red nose turned out to be malignant...!!!'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"You got a Christmas present, Vinnie. That means you're no longer on Santa's 'naughty list'. You know what that means, Vinnie..."

Lady walking past a sign that reads: "Happy New Year! Only 358 Shopping Days Before Christmas!"

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

"You want WHAT!!! for Christmas?"

Santa Baby.

Cut out snowmen.

Australia was Santa's biggest challenge.

Christmas Fatigue.

'Cranston called in sick ... said he's got the 'Bah, Humbug'.'

"It saves time!"

Table Dancer

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

That one has all the batteries!

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Poinsettia, From Mexico to the World

"Night before Christmas or no night before Christmas, I feel like stirring."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'