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"It's a damn shame we can't get away with this more than one night a year!"

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

'You know how 'method' Charles is . . .'

"This is the time of the year when you really have to stay on your toes about being good."

"He had a list of women... He was sneaking out to their houses at night, giving them gifts..."

"Gesundheit!"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Panettone

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"I don't believe in you!"

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Christmas Presents.

'He's got your nose.'

Zoom Christmas

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Santa called but you were out!

Filming Christmas