Christmas Enthusiasts With A Twist Gifts

Advent Calender.

Naughty/Nice/Enemies of the People

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I don't believe in you!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Panettone

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Christmas Presents.

"Elfis"

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Zoom Christmas

'He's got your nose.'

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Filming Christmas

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Meet Santa's entourage

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Reindeer

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"I noticed a few browns."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"Rockefeller Center."