Xmas Enthusiast With A Twist Gifts

Donald Trump Christmas card

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Do you think that's wise?'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Home depot."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Horn of Leftovers

Happy Turkey Day!

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Panettone

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"I don't believe in you!"

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Christmas Presents.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Filming Christmas