Christmas Enthusiasts With A Twist Prints

Advent Calender.

Naughty/Nice/Enemies of the People

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Do you think that's wise?'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Panettone

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"I don't believe in you!"

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Christmas Presents.

Filming Christmas

"Elfis"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Zoom Christmas

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

'He's got your nose.'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"Rockefeller Center."

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Meet Santa's entourage

"I noticed a few browns."