Christmas Tradition Fans Gifts

'I see you enjoyed the milk and cookies.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Santa called but you were out!

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Gesundheit!"

Easter Candy Island.

Santa's wash day.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"Room for bigger presents."

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

"You have the Hum bug.'

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Christmas card access

Last week, stingy caf

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

Dog in Christmas outfit with cracker.