Christmas Tradition Fans Prints

'I see you enjoyed the milk and cookies.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Santa called but you were out!

"Gesundheit!"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Santa's wash day.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"Room for bigger presents."

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

"You have the Hum bug.'

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

Dog in Christmas outfit with cracker.

Christmas card access

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