Convention Fan Gifts

Democratic convention.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Pasta

Santa does a keg stand.

The Da Vinci Cod

"I love these old decorations!"

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Meet Santa's entourage

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

'I win!'

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

Ring those Christmas bells!

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

Rembrandt's Selfies

Migration Music

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

Sign: 'Gerrards Cross - Owens Volley'.

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Christmas reunions!