Uniform Fan Gifts

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Cat Tie

Filet minion

Diamond outfits

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

All dressed up and no place to go

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

Centaur Sprinter

Easter bunny Island.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Whack! Cartoons are a lot less violent these days. I just saw Wile E. Coyote get walloped by a financial setback.

Sign: 'Gerrards Cross - Owens Volley'.

Couple in Grey

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Joe's Tuxedos

'Tickets, please.'