Signage Fan Gifts

A restaurant called "Eat'n'Eat"

Turkish Democracy

"He's starting to flag a bit"

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Easter bunny Island.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

Statue of Liberty on the Phone.

Happy Xmas

Street Musician

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Vents, real and digital.

Taking selfies at the kelpies

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

Cleaner and sculpture

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

Manager please give 10%

String quartet leave 4 different sized cases to collect their busking money.

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

Roverdance.

Patio Melt

'What's the best part about living in Switzerland?'

"There's no need to shout!"

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

Go for it! Do a Hot Dog!

Movember: 'Te he he. This is so cool.'

Democratic convention.

It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"