Signage Fan Gifts

A restaurant called "Eat'n'Eat"

Sign: 'Gerrards Cross - Owens Volley'.

Turkish Democracy

"He's starting to flag a bit"

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Easter bunny Island.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

Statue of Liberty on the Phone.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Happy Xmas

Street Musician

'I think he's trying to pawn his air guitar.'

Vents, real and digital.

String quartet leave 4 different sized cases to collect their busking money.

Cleaner and sculpture

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

Manager please give 10%

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

Taking selfies at the kelpies

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

3...2...1...I'm Recording

Roverdance.

Democratic convention.

"There's no need to shout!"

Patio Melt

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

Go for it! Do a Hot Dog!

Movember: 'Te he he. This is so cool.'

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

Clubs are great for instant messaging!

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."