Fashion Statement Fan Gifts

Movember: 'Te he he. This is so cool.'

Champagne

Advocado

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Masquerade

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Casual Thursday

Artsy. Fartsy.

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Your Ad Here.

'Ice cream parlour.'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

"My husband's in advertising."

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

Stainglass Windows '33

Sign: 'Gerrards Cross - Owens Volley'.

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

"I thought dressing up as a pirate would be more fun than this."

Street Musician

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."