Fashion Fusion Fan Gifts

He says he's selling software, hardware, and underwear.

"Do you have anything in a smaller size?"

House of Commons: Dress Down Friday

Casual Thursday

Two artists are dressed to match the climate in their artwork.

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

6 Brothers Falafel

'What clan do you belong to?'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Elton John

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Culture clash

Mexican angels.

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

Hired Morning Suit

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Pyramid Skiers

Tangled facing dog...

Tyrannosaurus Tex

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

Adam Smith

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

When seasons collide