Fashion Fusion Fans Gifts

"If I had my trainers on I'd run you out of town"

'What clan do you belong to?'

Iliadette.

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Elton John

Casual Thursday

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Mexican angels.

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

"It's dress down day!"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Tangled facing dog...

Pyramid Skiers

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Hired Morning Suit

'I'm on the plain.'

Adam Smith

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

Rocket charmer.

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

1870's disco

Musical Mestizo.

The Dali 'Bama.