Style Fusion Enthusiast Gifts

"We're techno-industrial, but rootsy."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Iliadette.

Snooker Golf.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Casual Thursday

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Bald Man Overcomb

Trendies, INC

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

Georgian head-dress

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

It bag and no knickers!

"If they fit, we can return them."

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I had a dress once."

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'