Colorful Fashion Fan Gifts

Blue Balloon

Wine Lady

Champagne

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Advocado

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Mr Metrosexual.

Masquerade

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

The Dandy

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

I Heart Juggling

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Kobe Bryant

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

'Ice cream parlour.'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Hired Morning Suit

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

Masked Ball

Victorian Secret

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."