Colorful Fashion Fan Gifts

Blue Balloon

Wine Lady

Champagne

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Advocado

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Mr Metrosexual.

Masquerade

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Elton John

The Dandy

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

I Heart Juggling

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Kobe Bryant

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

'Ice cream parlour.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Masked Ball

Hired Morning Suit

Victorian Secret

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"