Colorful Decor Fan Gifts

'It's an epic mural called 'The Sees of Change'.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

I Heart Juggling

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Kobe Bryant

"We're out of flowers."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Does it come with magnets?"

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

Mice 25¢

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

'A Dust Cow'.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

The Booger.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

Rep-Tiles.

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these