Colorful Decor Fan Mugs

'It's an epic mural called 'The Sees of Change'.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

I Heart Juggling

Kobe Bryant

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

"We're out of flowers."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

Mice 25¢

"Does it come with magnets?"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

The Booger.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

'A Dust Cow'.

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

Rep-Tiles.

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'