Colorful Dressing Fan Mugs

'Do you carry this in red?'

Champagne

Advocado

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Masquerade

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

Kobe Bryant

I Heart Juggling

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

'Ice cream parlour.'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Closet.

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

"Chef's special: tossed salad, no dressing. It's dress-down day."

"Wow, you're dressed to kill."

"I thought dressing up as a pirate would be more fun than this."

'Hee hee hee! Where are some children I can fatten up with candy?'

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'

'Personally, I've always liked Bordeaux with my Swiss.'

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

'I joined the Star Wars Church. We get the same results as all the major religions but we get to dress up in cool costumes!'

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."