Colorful Dressing Fan Pillows

'Do you carry this in red?'

Champagne

Advocado

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Masquerade

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Kobe Bryant

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

I Heart Juggling

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

'Ice cream parlour.'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

Closet.

"I think we should each try other beers."

"Chef's special: tossed salad, no dressing. It's dress-down day."

"I thought dressing up as a pirate would be more fun than this."

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

'Hee hee hee! Where are some children I can fatten up with candy?'

"Wow, you're dressed to kill."

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'

'Personally, I've always liked Bordeaux with my Swiss.'

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

'I joined the Star Wars Church. We get the same results as all the major religions but we get to dress up in cool costumes!'