Coloring Fan Pillows

"All these drawings you do that she sticks on the fridge door - what are you getting out of it?"

Football Chameleon

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

I Heart Juggling

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

Kobe Bryant

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

Closet.

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"

I told you – people just love cat pictures.

"I'm in the air force!"

Cactus turns out to be a hedgehog.

Missing Sock

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

Stick Bandit

Hunter chases rabbits that pose as slippers.

"And I thought I was sappy."

Looks like he's having the dream where he can fly again.

Gustav Klimt

Cartoons to Order

Red Kangaroo

'Do you carry this in red?'

'The first version of the Trojan horse was a complete disaster.'

Couple carving their initials into a man camouflaged as a tree.