Coloring Fan Pillows

"All these drawings you do that she sticks on the fridge door - what are you getting out of it?"

Football Chameleon

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Kobe Bryant

I Heart Juggling

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

Closet.

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"

Stick Bandit

"I'm in the air force!"

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

Missing Sock

Cactus turns out to be a hedgehog.

Cartoons to Order

Red Kangaroo

Gustav Klimt

'Do you carry this in red?'

'The first version of the Trojan horse was a complete disaster.'

'Yeah, you're right, your name and address do seem to be written here... But, like you, I can't read, so I can't help you get back home...'

Couple carving their initials into a man camouflaged as a tree.