Colorful Clothing Fan Pillows

"And I thought I was sappy."

Champagne

Advocado

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Masquerade

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

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"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

I Heart Juggling

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Deer Cross Dressing.

Kobe Bryant

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Relaxing on a sofa

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"I'm in for observation."

'Ice cream parlour.'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

French man holding a dish.

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"Leftovers"

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

"I thought dressing up as a pirate would be more fun than this."

"Fruit of the Loon"

"Wow, you're dressed to kill."

'Hee hee hee! Where are some children I can fatten up with candy?'

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

Costume Party.

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