Color Changer Fan Pillows

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Kobe Bryant

I Heart Juggling

"Mine's camper."

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"

Closet.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'Great disguise, Max. How'd you do it?'

"All these drawings you do that she sticks on the fridge door - what are you getting out of it?"

Red Kangaroo

"And I thought I was sappy."

Eskimo Snow Globe

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

"Autumns's definitely on the way!"

"A happy, laughing cow."

'Do you carry this in red?'

Animals and Daylight Savings Time...

'It's an epic mural called 'The Sees of Change'.'

Fall in Canada

'I got Norman a personalised number plate that reflects character.' NON NTT

Blue Balloon

Santa's computer used its own unique operating system.

Large breasted lady with a tshirt caption - "Hands off!"

'Hold on - the manicurist's on her way!'

Vanity plate

"Thanks for the stick-on letters, Baldo...but what are they for?"

Personalized Bronze Crematory Urns

'Since becoming a blonde, I've had 3 offers to join a carpool!'