Trendy Decor Fan Pillows

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Champagne

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Advocado

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Masquerade

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

"We're out of flowers."

'Ice cream parlour.'

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

Mice 25¢

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

'A Dust Cow'.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."