Ritual-themed Decor Fan Pillows

"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"I'm having my entrails read."

Open House of Horrors

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"We're out of flowers."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Does it come with magnets?"

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

'A Dust Cow'.

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Recycled Flake

The Booger.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."