Ritual-themed Decor Fan Pillows

"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Open House of Horrors

"I'm having my entrails read."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

"We're out of flowers."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Does it come with magnets?"

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

St Bernard Toilet Holder

'A Dust Cow'.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Recycled Flake

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."