Festive Decor Fan Pillows

"Holiday decorating - done."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"I love these old decorations!"

Santa does a keg stand.

Meet Santa's entourage

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

Ring those Christmas bells!

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Recycled Flake

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Christmas reunions!

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

'Happy New Year!'

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

inflation at Christmas

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

Rep-Tiles.

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'

Happy New Year!

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'