Festive Decor Fan Pillows

"Holiday decorating - done."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"I love these old decorations!"

Santa does a keg stand.

Meet Santa's entourage

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

Ring those Christmas bells!

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

Christmas reunions!

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Recycled Flake

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

'Happy New Year!'

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

inflation at Christmas

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

Rep-Tiles.

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

Happy New Year!

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'