Festive Decoration Fan Pillows

'Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be coming through with a beverage service, but only about ten feet worth, unless someone has an extension cord.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"I love these old decorations!"

Santa does a keg stand.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Meet Santa's entourage

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

Ring those Christmas bells!

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Christmas reunions!

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Recycled Flake

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

'Happy New Year!'

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

inflation at Christmas

Happy New Year!

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

Dinosaur balloon

Cats in Santa hats holding letters that spell out 'Happy Christmas'.

Bourbon Street signs: Party and Sober Up.

Drinking Bird and Fishbowl

"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."