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'Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be coming through with a beverage service, but only about ten feet worth, unless someone has an extension cord.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Santa does a keg stand.

"I love these old decorations!"

Meet Santa's entourage

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Ring those Christmas bells!

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

Christmas reunions!

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"Dude, last night was nuts."

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Recycled Flake

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

'Happy New Year!'

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

inflation at Christmas

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

Happy New Year!

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

'Tom insists on getting all the relatives together at Christmas.'

Cats in Santa hats holding letters that spell out 'Happy Christmas'.

Dinosaur balloon

No longer a child, Maureen is excited to experience her first holiday dinner at the big table.

"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."