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'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Champagne

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Advocado

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Masquerade

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Open House of Horrors

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

"We're out of flowers."

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

'Ice cream parlour.'

Mice 25¢

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."