Seasonal Celebration Fan Pillows

"Your goose is cooked."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Happy Easter

Ode to a Grill

"I love these old decorations!"

Santa does a keg stand.

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Glyndebourne

Meet Santa's entourage

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

French Animal Noises.

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Ring those Christmas bells!

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

Christmas reunions!

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Recycled Flake

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

'Happy New Year!'

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

inflation at Christmas