Winter Celebration Fan Pillows

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

Sparlkers

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Santa does a keg stand.

"I love these old decorations!"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Meet Santa's entourage

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Trawling for Fish.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Ring those Christmas bells!

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

Recycled Flake

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Christmas reunions!

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"I prefer snow person."

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

'Happy New Year!'

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

inflation at Christmas

Sleeping in skis.

'War is heck!'

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.