Wintertime Fun Fan Pillows

Snowmen

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'Fine. And you?'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Recalculating

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"I love this time of year."

Possums that ski.

Automatic swing machine

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"I'm a guy. The darn kids just thought this was funny."

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Low Noon.

Triple Sock Cow

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.