Wintertime Fun Fan Prints

Snowmen

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'Fine. And you?'

Recalculating

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"I love this time of year."

Possums that ski.

Automatic swing machine

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Man throws snowball for dog, and dog returns stuck in giant snowball.

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

"I'm a guy. The darn kids just thought this was funny."

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

Low Noon.

Triple Sock Cow

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."