Comedic Winter Sport Fan Pillows

Sleeping in skis.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Recalculating

Ice Fishing

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

Possums that ski.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Suzanne Lenglen

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Cold Beers and Skiers

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Boxers vs. Briefs

Indians Smoke Signals.

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

Triple Sock Cow

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."